Dec 052013
 

Seahawks v. SaintsThe Seahawks retained their position at the top of our board this week, netting five of six first place votes, while the Patriots remain at second with the lone dissenting vote. New England eked out a tough road victory against the hapless Texans with a strong second half, while the Seahawks dominated the Saints. Denver inches back up into the third spot, with the Panthers and the Saints rounding out the top five. Here are the Power Rankings for Week Fourteen:

1. Seattle Seahawks (11-1) – Only Adderall can stop them!
2. New England Patriots (9-3) – Spygate Two? No, just Houston having a problem
3. Denver Broncos (10-2) – Can Peyton win in cold weather?
4. Carolina Panthers (9-3) – Suddenly in a battle for the division crown
5. New Orleans Saints (9-3) – Unable to win on road = Playoff problem
6. San Francisco 49ers (8-4) – Can Crabtree make the difference?
7. Kansas City Chiefs (9-3) – Can they stop the slide against Washington?
8. Cincinnati Bengals (8-4) – Wins as ugly as the uniforms
9. Arizona Cardinals (7-5) – Dangerous sleeper team
10. Indianapolis Colts (8-4) – Paging Trent Richardson…
11. Dallas Cowboys (7-5) – For real, or just waiting another collapse?
12. Detroit Lions (7-5) – Winning a division by default
13. Philadelphia Eagles (7-5) – Chip Kelley has found his quarterback
14. Chicago Bears (6-6) – Cutler looks to be in a different uniform next season
15. Baltimore Ravens (6-6) – Time for Flacco to earn that cash
16. San Diego Chargers (5-7) – A fine San Diego tradition; talented but underachieving
17. Miami Dolphins (6-6) – Signs of life for a playoff run?
18. Green Bay Packers (5-6-1) – Without Rodgers? Screwed
19. St. Louis Rams (5-7) – Two top ten picks for the Lambs?
20. Pittsburgh Steelers (5-7) – Mike Tomlin? A liar or just incompetent?
21. Tennessee Titans (5-7) – Missed opportunity against the Colts
22. New York Giants (5-7) – No late playoff run this time around
23. New York Jets (5-7) – Geno making the butt fumble look good
24. Buffalo Bills (4-8) – They should boycott Toronto games
25. Oakland Raiders (4-8) – Not bad for a re-building season
26. Cleveland Browns (4-8) – Browns’ fans are concussed; need to be cleared to watch future games
27. Minnesota Vikings (3-8-1) – Free Adrian!
28. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-9) – Will Schiano keep his job?
29. Washington Football Club (3-9) – Just change the name already!
30. Atlanta Falcons (3-9) – Clowney will look good in black and red
31. Jacksonville Jaguars (3-9) – We’re not #32!
32. Houston Texans (2-10) – They aren’t that injured; time to stop making excuses and win a game

Ghost Rat

Football fan and longtime follower of the New England Patriots. Happily married father, professional, and author.

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